Wednesday, 27 October 2010
Wednesday, 17 February 2010
YANO.YANO
A blazing cocktail of emulsified star-pills spill
rhythmically down the throat of some love-starved abyss.
The murky void of nothingness swallows in all that remains
of her in one hasty blow of unrelenting greed.
There is he. Thrilled by the shattered pieces, falling
like constellations imploded. Spat out. Made alien.
She treads clumsily on the infinite mirrored reflections
of a face that wears it’s dreamy expression on some salt-rasped
surface. I watch it all through these blood-shot telescopes.
Then sleep.
It's far away now.
rhythmically down the throat of some love-starved abyss.
The murky void of nothingness swallows in all that remains
of her in one hasty blow of unrelenting greed.
There is he. Thrilled by the shattered pieces, falling
like constellations imploded. Spat out. Made alien.
She treads clumsily on the infinite mirrored reflections
of a face that wears it’s dreamy expression on some salt-rasped
surface. I watch it all through these blood-shot telescopes.
Then sleep.
It's far away now.
Thursday, 4 February 2010
I don't want to get married yet.. I just want the ring!
The above sentiment has become my moto of late.
I'm not sure if it's a chemical reaction to reaching a certain stage in my life or just some sort of social reaction to the fact that everyone I know is getting engaged and flaunting ginormous rocks but my goodness have I become preoccupied with finger bling.
Someone please take me for breakfast at Tiffanys..and bring your gold card.
Me wants diamonds!!
If anyone would like to surprise me..this one will do:
I'm not sure if it's a chemical reaction to reaching a certain stage in my life or just some sort of social reaction to the fact that everyone I know is getting engaged and flaunting ginormous rocks but my goodness have I become preoccupied with finger bling.
Someone please take me for breakfast at Tiffanys..and bring your gold card.
Me wants diamonds!!
If anyone would like to surprise me..this one will do:
Tuesday, 2 February 2010
Andy!Andy!Andy! Oi!Oi!Oi!
(For Kirsten: An ode to eye candy in the workplace)
Andy, you’re not my usual type. I have standards.
Yet I find myself checking your stock and pricing your goods.
Now that you’re for sale I know there’s no return.
I’d like to exchange dark and dim for blonde and bright please.
Direct me to the next department. Cash in on this purchase.
Fold me carefully in your incandescent smile. Ring my till.
Deliver me in the loading bay of your bearded spectacle.
You’ve reached your targets. Kid, you make me feel like a lady.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA =]
Next Direeeeeeeectooorrrrrry!
Andy, you’re not my usual type. I have standards.
Yet I find myself checking your stock and pricing your goods.
Now that you’re for sale I know there’s no return.
I’d like to exchange dark and dim for blonde and bright please.
Direct me to the next department. Cash in on this purchase.
Fold me carefully in your incandescent smile. Ring my till.
Deliver me in the loading bay of your bearded spectacle.
You’ve reached your targets. Kid, you make me feel like a lady.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA =]
Next Direeeeeeeectooorrrrrry!
I am thee best sister ever FULLSTOP
KEITH GILLESPIE! KEITH GILLESPIE!
Kirsten fancies him a while bit so Kyle (my baby bro) and I got her a signed shirt for Christmas =]
Kirsten fancies him a while bit so Kyle (my baby bro) and I got her a signed shirt for Christmas =]
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