Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me...

‘Chronicles of the Big Bean House: Since u been gone.'
(Nonsense from a dreary winters night in Belfast 2006)

Well hello Susie!!!!!!!

WHAT’S SHE GONNA LOOK LIKE WITH A CHIMNEY ON HER??!!

Once upon a time in a far and distant land there lived a girl named Fertiliser. Fertiliser was studying English at a univerCITaaaaaaaaaaaY called God save the Queen(s). This university was located at the top of a BEANstalk in the hot city of Stu-Bell-Fast-Emperors.
One hot yet rainy day, Fertiliser visited Susie, beautiful, Susie, with her girly girl fairy friends, the oh so flippant Haystack and New-town-Marie- ya no, as in the biscuits. This meeting of minds was unlike any other previous meeting they had had; the reason being, they usually met on a Monday at 3pm as opposed to Wednesday between 2pm and 5pm which was the case this particular time. With Haystack and New-town-Marie biscuitbean waiting outside in the corridor listening to their spy pods, this also happened to be the first time Fertiliser and Susie, beautiful Susie had found themselves alone (Waaaayyyheeeeyyyy.. Homoeroticism!)
Fertiliser knew if there was anyone she could talk to about her recent flashbacks of the ‘other place’ with its grass, cows and tractors, twas Susie and that this was her only chance to tell her beautifully blunt cultivator friend (yes Jo Jones, no Jo Jones, everywhere you go Jo Jones, you like to be called Jo Jones!) without others eavesdropping. She didn’t know what her visions meant or how she could ever begin to pursue some kind of meaning but if there was one thing she was sure of, it was that if word got out about her ‘story’ she would be deemed mad and demented as she had been so many times before. (Why didn’t people believe she had stabbed her ex husband 46 times and then buried his mutilated body in a shallow grave in the botanical beanstalk gardens purely by accident?)
Yes, it was OBVIOUS; Susie, beautiful Susie was the only one who could help her now…


I met DAVID HEALY!!!

KIMBO WAZ ERE..

Ten days of perfect tunes, the colours red and blue. We had a promise made, we were in love.








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ALSO...
ALL HAIL STAVROS FLATLY..!!

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